So, Super 7 jackpot round these parts is up to $20 Million.

This got me and a coworker talking about what we'd do if we won the lottery.

Coworker would just quit. I'd have a little more fun.

First of all, I wouldn't tell anyone I'd won the lottery. I wouldn't quit either. Instead, I'd just see how long it took me to get fired.

I'd start off gently, maybe come in 30-45 minutes late, take looooong breaks, and leave an hour early. After a few days of this, I'd start pushing it a little more. I'd do things like wait until the CEO was out of his office, then go in there and pretend to work, calling various directors and managers in for a chat. He has some nascar models on his desk. I'd take them off of their stands and start pushing them around the office, making VROOM noises. I'd make them crash into walls and stuff until I got bored.

I also think it would be fun to randomly answer questions with animal noises. Like way past the point where it could even be slightly funny to anyone else. No matter what anyone said, just answer it with BOC BOC BOC or MOO MOO. Maybe start moving people's lunches between fridges - like take some of the upstairs lunch room lunches and put them in the downstairs lunch room fridge and vica versa so people think their lunches have been stolen.

I haven't gotten much farther than this, but I'm pretty sure a gong would figure somewhere into this whole setup. I totally plan on winning the $20 Million this Friday, so any other suggestions you have are appreciated.

I bought a bike on Friday. Since then, I've probably spent a good 7-8 hours riding it. I LOVE IT!!



P.S. MY LEGS HURT

P.P.S. - Future planned upgrades include: basket, front and rear reflectors, a basket, streamers, a tiny little bike "license plate" that says "LISA" and a light.

This weekend was an OLD family friend's son's wedding. It was in a town about 3 hours away, so I hadn't seen many of the people there in over 2 years (aka - the "fat" days).

It was fantastic seeing everyone, and I had a great time. The bride and groom are well-suited, and the bride is a sweet girl. I am very happy for them both.

It was kind of a neat day. It was the first big "event" in a LONG time, where I haven't felt like my primary identifying characteristic was "fat". I think anyone who has struggled with their weight knows what I mean - where it doesn't matter how funny, pretty, smart, whatever you are, you feel like people always identify you first as "fat". I know I still have a bit to go, but I feel like I'm getting close, which is nice.

Also helps that I had a great dress :D

Had nachos and ice cream for dinner tonight with roommate.

Terrible stomach ache and, well, spent some time in the washroom this evening.

The positive to this is that I have made so many changes to my diet, that eating badly makes me feel super poorly.